I Used To Skate Now I Drink Wine T-Shirt | Storied Skateboarding

For the Skaters Who Got a Job, Found a Wine List, and Never Looked Back

This isn't just a t-shirt. It's a confession. A badge of honor. A perfectly reasonable explanation for why you can't make the 10 AM session anymore — but you can absolutely make the 7 PM wine tasting.

I Used to Skate. Now I Drink Wine.

Some people think growing up means you stopped skating. Those people are wrong. It just means your après-skate game evolved. You still know every trick. You just also know the difference between a Pinot and a Cab. The board is still there. The wine rack just showed up too.

This tee is for the skaters who leveled up — in life, in taste, and in the ability to explain a kickflip to someone holding a charcuterie board.

Why This Tee Hits Different

• Premium 100% pre-shrunk cotton — feels broken-in from day one, holds up session after session
• Classic unisex regular fit — works at the skate park, the wine bar, or anywhere in between
• Painfully relatable message — lands instantly with anyone who's ever traded a skate session for a dinner reservation
• Instant conversation starter — watch skaters nod slowly, then ask where you got it
• Built to last — quality construction for a shirt you'll reach for constantly
• Made in USA — premium domestic production

For the Ones Who Know

You used to skate every day after school. Now you skate on weekends — when the wine hangover clears. You used to have all the time in the world and no money. Now you have money, a wine subscription, and a board that still gets used more than people expect. You used to skate. Now you drink wine. Both things are true. Both things are fine. Both things are on this shirt.

Product Details

• 100% Cotton, pre-shrunk
• Unisex regular fit — true to size
• Graphic print on chest
• Machine washable — cold wash recommended
• Made in USA
• Available in Black and White, sizes S–XXXL

Wear it to the skate park. Wear it to the wine bar. Wear it to the dinner party where you're the only one who can still land a kickflip. Because the beauty of this shirt is that it explains everything without explaining anything.

I used to skate. Now I drink wine. The board is still in the car — next to the bottle opener.