{"product_id":"i-used-to-skate-x-advil-skate-deck","title":"I Used to Skate x Advil Skate Deck","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Official Painkiller of Aging Skaters – Now on a Deck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn't just a skateboard deck. It's a tribute to everyone who traded kickflips for knee pain, late-night sessions for morning stiffness, and fearless youth for bottles of Advil. Part of our iconic I Used to Skate Collection, this deck celebrates the reality that skateboarding takes a toll – and Advil has become your new best friend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou Used to Skate. Now You Need Advil.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaybe you pop a couple before skating now. Maybe you keep a bottle in your car, your desk drawer, and your nightstand. Maybe you've gone from landing tricks to managing the pain from tricks you landed years ago. This deck is for you – the ones who can laugh at the truth that getting older means getting familiar with over-the-counter pain relief.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy This Deck Hits Different:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_nvzmr_140\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium quality\u003c\/strong\u003e – Professional-grade construction built to last\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDarkly honest design\u003c\/strong\u003e – Graphics that capture the bittersweet reality of aging skaters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisplay or ride\u003c\/strong\u003e – Looks incredible on the wall or under your feet (with Advil nearby)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starter\u003c\/strong\u003e – Watch how many people laugh and nod in painful recognition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePart of the Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e – From the iconic I Used to Skate series that resonates with skaters everywhere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlways available\u003c\/strong\u003e – Unlike our limited editions, this classic is here to stay\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the Ones Who Know:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou remember when recovery time was measured in minutes, not days. When you could skate all day without feeling it the next morning. When pain was temporary and Advil wasn't part of your daily routine. Now? Now you understand why every aging skater has a bottle within reach. This deck celebrates that evolution with humor and honesty.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_nvzmr_140\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium skateboard deck construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eReady to set up or display\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHang it on your wall as a reminder that skateboarding is forever (and so is the pain). Set it up and keep the Advil handy. Gift it to your buddy who complains about their knees every session. Because you earned every ache, every pain, and every reason to keep Advil handy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSkateboarding is an extreme sport and is always at your own risk. STORIED, or any of our affiliates, cannot be held liable, in any shape or form, for any injury coming from skateboarding, or otherwise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Storied","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":51331492151592,"sku":null,"price":63.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0767\/5340\/4200\/files\/E-comm_Product_Size_2e44e1fa-60d3-4859-b72e-0ea4e16f7a4e.png?v=1767914052","url":"https:\/\/storiedskateboarding.com\/products\/i-used-to-skate-x-advil-skate-deck","provider":"Storied ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}